Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

The Royal Censor controls how much you can see. Set it to where you've read and everything beyond that point will be hidden — chapter summaries, entity mentions, even search results.

Slide the crown to set your progress
I've read to Book 1, Chapter 1
Royal Censor: Book 1, Chapter 1

←Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea object Report issue

3 mentions · Book 5

B5 Chapter 15
Nasty poisoned arrow from Arwick that inflicts a burning genital disease which repeatedly heals itself. Report issue
B5 Chapter 23
Absurd status-effect arrow found in Akland's inventory, intended for Louis. Report issue
B5 Chapter 35
Poisoned arrow shot into Vrah's neck, inflicting a literal STD that sets genitals on fire and requires gelding to cure. Report issue

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