Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

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Juice Box character Report issue

70 mentions · Books 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

A changeling prostitute employed at The Toe inn who pouts after being rejected by the group. Report issue
A level 17 changeling prostitute who can shift on demand and temporarily appears as a Ratkin Brood Mother Attendant or Mouser Dame. Report issue
Camel barkeep at the Toe who explains the lore of mechanical birds like Ruckus. Report issue
Changeling NPC managing a group of dromedarian and changeling children, secretly seeking a way to the Hunting Grounds. Report issue
Crawler warned by Carl to keep the kids within the personal space boundary during departure. Report issue
Chatting with Mordecai in the personal space, reveals changelings and Henrik are heading to the necropolis. Report issue
Changeling leader; flirts with Chris, reveals Maggie's true nature, and agrees to discuss the changelings' connection to Quetzalcoatlus. Report issue
A changeling crawler who reveals her brother Henrik's motives and the true nature of the Gate of the Feral Gods. Report issue
Transformed into a dirigible gnome woman who takes Bonnie under her wing and promises orphans a home in Hump Town. Report issue
Mentioned by Donut as a comparison to Ghazi's situation, noting she was at least real. Report issue
Expresses deep concern for her missing brother Henrik after Carl’s pocket watch alarm goes unanswered. Report issue
Grieving over her brother's death; Carl has Donut relay a plan to her regarding the upcoming event. Report issue
Changeling NPC/tutor who tends to children with compression sickness while exhibiting fragmented memories of past dungeon runs. Report issue
Crawler who checks on Carl and warns him about pushing too hard, drawing a parallel to her deceased brother's fatal stubbornness. Report issue
Agrees to carry the gate through, reveals her impending marriage to Louis, and escapes Larracos as a bird. Report issue
Rumor source; Donut claims Louis and Katia are engaged based on this gossip. Report issue
Mentioned in Carl's flashback as the creature Louis wanted to transform into Epitome Noflex. Report issue
Mentioned as actively hunting the changeling alongside others on the ninth floor. Report issue
Mentioned by Louis and Samantha regarding past costume play and doll usage. Report issue
Mentioned by Donut as part of a surprising couple alongside Louis. Report issue
Mentioned as having warned the changelings to be careful of Carl before departing. Report issue
Epitome Noflex's familiar nickname for Carl, highlighting her knowledge of his past and unsettling him. Report issue
A self-aware changeling NPC who demands team status and voting rights for her people, using explosives as leverage before escaping. Report issue
Mentioned; Samantha plans to have an affair with Louis and get babysitting duties from Juice Box for her fake bachelorette party. Report issue
Referenced by Harbinger's warning; Carl and Donut are restricted from discussing her or her rebellion during the interview to avoid early termination. Report issue
An NPC co-warlord assigned to the new Home Team faction. Report issue
Psychotic changeling NPC who led an enemy Faction Wars team, was made a warlord by the system, and is in love with Louis. Report issue
Guild member; Carl identifies finding and talking to her as a priority task. Report issue
NPC/Ally who requested a private meeting with Carl and proposed a marriage alliance between herself and Louis to solidify their truce. Report issue
NPC leader who quickens memories, infiltrated Houston's fortifications, and sits on the Jatismara war council. Report issue
Co-Warlord of Team Retribution who visits in human form, displays a regenerating ear, and shares strategic plans for Shanty Town. Report issue
Changeling bride who temporarily shifts to a female draconian form then blank form, secretly coordinates with Drick. Report issue
Left alone to prepare NPCs for the invasion and learning city defense systems from Britney. Report issue
Ally teaching Britney about the Larracos city defense system. Report issue
Revealed to have infiltrated warlord courts as spies rather than being expelled, relaying critical intel about tower power-ups. Report issue
NPC team leader coordinating with Britney and Carl for the southern campaign assault. Report issue
Provided the map of the enemy headquarters used by Carl for infiltration planning. Report issue
Remaining warlord referenced as attending the upcoming live roundtable for the first time. Report issue
Mentioned by Carl as the person who previously informed him about the dwarven tunnel network intersecting the floor. Report issue
Warlord attending the council virtually due to technical protections against dungeon-born in the facility. Report issue
Team Retribution adjutant in human form with a cobra emblem, acting as Carl's contact for tunnel intel. Report issue
Changeling NPC Warlord, gives a passionate anti-AI speech and transforms into a terrifying creature before vanishing through a wall. Report issue
Mentioned as having used the entity's form; Carl wonders how she acquired it in her inventory despite never entering the dungeon. Report issue
Crawler; expressed hesitation about the timing of the castle assault through Britney. Report issue
Leader of Team Retribution who communicates remotely via chat system and has lived approximately 400 lives as a changeling. Report issue
AI entity mentioned as having recently lent ground troops to defend Shanty Town. Report issue
NPC team leader providing support for all four offensives in Operation: Ruin. Report issue
Mentioned by Ferdinand as the source of additional, forgotten instructions for the proposal. Report issue
Ally detained by Adjutants but messages to keep the plan rolling despite the detention. Report issue
Mentioned by Florin as an NPC general who might recklessly order off-worlders killed. Report issue
Crawler currently undergoing adjudication; expected to join the fight if freed in time. Report issue
AI advisor currently away from the battlefield, assigned a digger to Dream castle instead of Madness. Report issue
AI commander furious at Carl for activating Larracos' defense towers, forcing a retreat to the college. Report issue
Offered changelings to assist Li Na in climbing onto Harpocrates during the god battle. Report issue
Leader whose people are tasked with draining Larracos castle using dwarven machinery. Report issue
Healer who confirms Lucia feels completely normal to his senses, suggesting any hidden presence is well-concealed. Report issue
Changeling ally who acts as bodyguard, transforms into a Hunter Wraith to infiltrate the castle hallways. Report issue
Possesses Louis as a hunter wraith, locates him, and reveals that Epitome Tagg's biological fragments are now inside his chest. Report issue
Transformed into a centipede-like swamp yak to carry unconscious Louis and Bautista. Report issue
NPC who loves Louis and reveals her hunter wraith form triggered the Inevitable Ruin curse, showing her his true fears. Report issue
Confirms the symbiotic nature of Louis’s organs and shifts into a Fleshmancer form to assist with the surgery. Report issue
A party member who activates the graft spell to make Louis's new organs seek attachments and survive. Report issue
Changeling squad leader who helps guard against gods, jokes about a “long way” to the 12th floor with Justice Light, and forfeits his warlord post. Report issue
Left Louis and sent him divorce papers, disappeared alongside Justice Light. Report issue
Enters the Nothing via a portal, leaving Justice Light behind to activate his trap; destined to be reborn as an ultimate weapon. Report issue
Louis's ex, whose breakup Samantha frames as setting up her torrid affair with Louis. Report issue
Mentioned as Carl wonders about her whereabouts after her partner's death. Report issue
Referenced by the AI as a standard NPC currently missing and unceremoniously dumped in Sheol. Report issue
Mentioned as having turned the Unwashed into a strange creature for the effigy. Report issue
An NPC shown in the AI's broadcast lineup vying for the Ascendency throne. Report issue

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