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153 mentions · Books 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Heavily intoxicated former car salesman who survived by fleeing encounters using a legendary cloud-based spell.
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Crawler who casts a cloud spell to cover the changeling ambush, sweats excessively, and panics during the infiltration.
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Crawler ally; survives the initial rocket blast with shrapnel wounds, drinks a health potion to recover, and is sent off for grinding with Langley’s archers.
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Mentioned as worse teammates than the current tomb raiders.
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Crawler present at the Toe bar, drinking a kiwi strawberry juice box alongside other crawlers.
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Crawler driving the Chariot and later tasked with ground support against gnomish missiles.
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Crawler who provided rocket launchers for the aerial assault.
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Leading a group at the Bactrian ruins, searching for loot and other crawlers.
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A crawler assigned by Carl to help complete the Save Hump Town balloon quest during the sandstorm.
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A crawler who modified the house's stairwell and has become a skilled pilot en route to pick up Carl.
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Level 30 crawler who appears from inside the house, warns about feral pazuzu coming out at night, and is tasked with guarding outside.
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Briefly mentioned by Carl as a mental comparison when first seeing Ghazi through the door's peephole.
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Team member who rests in Pandinus after helping clear the quadrant and grumbles about alcohol restrictions.
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Crew members who expertly pilot the house-balloon and install depth charge launchers on the _Nightmare II_.
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Crew member ordered to deploy depth charges and evacuate immediately.
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Member of Donut's team, helping navigate during the early wind shift.
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Makes inappropriate comments about alien mothers and requests Juice Box cosplay, while joking about his modified van.
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Crawler aboard the Twister house, monitors Orthrus's health and coordinates with Carl during the rescue.
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Party member who patches the balloon net with magical duct tape and manages the house’s descent controls.
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Crawler who eats monkey soup, gets sick, accidentally spills ink on the bathroom note kit, and discovers Carl's secret messages.
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Juice Box's partner; she announces their wedding to Carl as they prepare to descend.
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Collected by Katia, laughs at the Monchhichi comparison and mentions his mother's monkey collection.
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Extermination Professional; comments on Carl's tattoo and reports changeling village location.
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Party member targeted by Gwen's murderous intent.
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Crawler heavily targeted by The Dream (marked with hard pencil X on the map), prompting Carl to warn Katia about him.
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Crawlers who had to leave the saferoom before Carl and Donut arrived.
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Crawler; floats above druid town raid directing attack alongside Firas.
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A crawler mentioned as the target Tagg wants found, accused of insulting his mother's honor.
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Mentioned as the intended target of the Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea found on Akland.
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Hunter whose embarrassing Facebook photo with a dog filter is found on a corpse, making Donut laugh.
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Crawler watching Carl and Donut return, unaware of the gonorrhea plot.
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Guild member; demonstrates an auto-equip bandolier trick for Katia and jokes about getting a Death Star tattoo.
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Extermination Professional who arrives with Katia, handles weapon delivery and banter.
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Crawler who managed to kill three Odious Creepers before being stopped by his spell's cooldown period.
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Recently leveled to 42, shell-shocked from combat, and reacts with alarm to Samantha's bizarre antics.
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Mentioned by Donut as an example of a surprising couple, alongside Juice Box.
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Mentioned as a potential contact for the ejected changelings after they leave the club.
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Crawler; expresses love for ice cream shops, prompting Donut to warn the team not to destroy the Cold Stone Creamery pub.
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Crawler mentioned by Carl to evacuate with Firas when the god mark appears.
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A team member who signs the plan and agrees with Elle about going down the stairs early.
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Backstage announcer whose voice booms over the loudspeaker to introduce Mongo and cue the lighting changes.
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Stage manager and announcer who rigs a boombox from Carl's trap modules to play music and narrate acts.
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Discovers the cat-sized tunnel network on the castle map and panics over the loss of the Twister.
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Knocked out from burns and injuries; Louis is grieving Firas's death.
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Guild members trapped inside Katia’s saferoom due to a pileup of crashed illusion vehicles.
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A member of Katia's squad currently stationed in Iceland with Britney and Tran; appears emotionally hollow after losing friends on the previous floor.
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Mentioned as likely knowing about the crown; Donut jokes about him being a potential father for Katia's child.
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Dream elf hated by Tagg for finding his mother attractive, referenced by Donut during introductions.
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A crawler grieving Firas, present at the Desperado Club table and active in chat logs.
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Referenced by Donut as the source of the term 'magic juice' for mana, and by Samantha as someone she thinks sounds tasty.
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Mentioned; Samantha plans to have an affair with Louis and get babysitting duties from Juice Box for her fake bachelorette party.
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Crawler who holds a vomit bucket, gets an achievement for storing it in his inventory, and is noted as potentially cracking under pressure.
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Companion; suggests Christmas celebrations and gift exchanges in the group chat.
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Mentioned in passing regarding snap collar design inspiration from a past incident.
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Guild member who organizes the Christmas party, delivers a heartfelt speech about coping with trauma, and points out Carl's instability.
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Southern Florida native who confirms Homestead's location near an airforce base and racing track.
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Messages Carl to confirm Donut is drunk and explains he kept Carl's question about Homestead a secret from the others.
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Mentioned by Samantha as a romantic interest she fears Carl will reject her over due to her current state.
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Player killer who recently earned five skulls from a single attack and is unhappy about the attention.
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Crawler decorated with five new player killer skulls, expresses sadness over Florin leaving the floor.
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Crawler carrying Samantha on his shoulder; she frequently bites and chews him.
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Wants player skulls, stabs Sister Ines to claim one, and immediately receives a god's marked-for-death indicator.
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A crawler who accidentally kills Sister Ines, prompting Ysalte's wrath and desperate warnings from the AI to flee.
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Crawler marked for death, fighting downstairs with Britney and Tran while hauling ass toward the lobby.
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Crawlers who have regrouped on the rooftop and are actively fighting.
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Crawler who received a Celestial box for surviving the 'marked for death' curse after Ysalte's fall.
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Human crawler positioned on a lower floor, looking up at the regrouping team.
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Carries Carl after the battle, reports on crawler casualties and injuries, and gently sets Carl down when he asks to be put on the ground.
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Crawler who killed Sister Ines, became marked for death by god Ysalte, and is romantically involved with Juice Box.
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Ally stuck at a college place filling out visitor passes with Samantha and Tran.
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Guild member; suggests naming the pet "Sir Rendlegore," receives the unique rank of Army Air General, and bonds with the baby Tummy Acher.
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Donut's fiancé, gets married in an elopement-style ceremony and is kissed by Hunger Hammy.
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Player character sitting nervously on Juice Box’s lap, being pushed by Donut to marry her for strategic alliance purposes.
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Changeling groom who stands awkwardly during the ceremony and exchanges whispered vows with Juice Box.
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Newlywed to Juice Box, travels to the base on Party Planner with Katia and Bautista.
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Allies expected to arrive soon at the base camp.
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Changeling leader who arrived with an airship upgraded by gremlins and equipped with door guns.
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Crawler tasked with installing bombs on an airborne device under severe time constraints.
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A pilot ordered by Carl to eject Samantha from the bomb bay after she sneaks aboard his transport.
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Recon operative communicating via chat, coordinating infiltration timing with Carl.
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NPC team pilot/bomber who drops Party Planner bombs to create craters and clear enemy traps ahead of the assault.
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Mentioned for having previously used bombs to cover the enemy line in dirt during earlier phases of the match.
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Pilot of the Party Planner airship who allowed children to join the mission despite Carl's prior instructions against it.
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AI/system managing the portal; reports repairs are finished internally but requires manual external fixing.
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Accidentally drops Samantha out of his airplane, causing her to arrive at camp covered in dirt and leaves.
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Questions the loss of hangar access if the saferoom door is sealed.
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Warned by Florin to steer clear of the Weepers due to their super high-tech internals.
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Mentioned by Imani as a suspected cause of the explosion that defeated the Operatic Collective.
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Present in Carl's room alongside Elle, Imani, and Katia before teleportation to the council.
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Mentioned by Donut in a joke about toilet seat etiquette and her relationship dynamics.
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Crawler; provides reconnaissance via chat, reporting Sluggalo positions and distant southern fighting.
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Uses a spell to fill the naga stronghold exterior with lethal poison gas while Carl's team moves out.
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AI/Party Planner member responsible for crafting the thermobaric explosive dust.
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Human mentioned as having shared Carl and Donut's plan with Juice Box on the fifth floor.
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Team Retribution member suffering a crisis after being shown an embarrassing video of himself with Juice Box.
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Mentioned by Carl as one of his current worries regarding the upcoming battle.
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Pilot of Party Planner, conducting bomb runs over orc territory and maneuvering through enemy fire.
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Airship pilot executing the bombing run, shouting battle cries and punching the ceiling when missing.
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Airship pilot; stabilizes the Party Planner and returns to base for repairs.
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Pilot of an airship carrying four anti-air missiles, initially ordered to abort by Carl but allowed to proceed after Boomer's intervention.
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Argues with Elle over the Lone Ranger quote on Rend's upgrade; currently bombing the Reaver castle.
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Crawler whose gunship is destroyed by a dragon; crash-lands on Reaver Castle alone while being tracked, apologizing to Carl and Katia.
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Runs across the Reaver castle roof with a smoke cloud, collecting unstable No Disassembles and Waffle Makers.
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Crawler communicating via chat, stuck on a snare trap in hallway C fighting dog robots that shoot darts.
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Juice Box’s husband found paralyzed and bound in the Reaver Castle.
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Trapped in a secured jail cell inside the abandoned Reaver castle, awaiting rescue by Samantha.
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Captured NPC/ally; Carl plans to rescue him from the Reaver castle next.
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Crawler trapped and unconscious in the Reaver castle, primary target of Carl's rescue mission.
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Target of the rescue mission, held captive in a coffin-sized room inside the Reaver castle.
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Captured Reaver officer found by Juice Box, was undergoing organ replacement surgery and is temporarily paralyzed.
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Unconscious crawler whose biomechanical heart and lungs are being used as a vessel for Tagg.
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Unconscious crawler being carried by Juice Box, sedated by Mordecai to keep Tagg at bay.
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Warlord host to Epitome Tagg; his survival depends on a risky organ swap before the castle timer expires.
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A cyborg/flesh golem who undergoes emergency surgery to receive a naiad's heart and lungs from Princess Lunette's body, successfully surviving the graft.
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Crawler who stumbles from the hospital tent clutching his throat, sharing a quiet moment with Juice Box before departing.
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Recently divorced by Juice Box, wears a rebreather with new gills, agrees to be Katia's baby's father.
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Regrets losing his airship Party Planner, allows Samantha to pilot his body, and quickly escapes the stairwell.
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Saved by Samantha, given gills, made her cousin, and broke up with Juice Box to pursue a relationship with Samantha.
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Crawler driving a neon lowrider Tahoe with Britney and Bautista, explains the vehicle's poor clearance and hydraulic issues.
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Suggests Misfits and Anthrax, continuing the 80s music conversation with Linus.
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Crawler whose team lost two members, putting them in danger of facing other crawlers next heat.
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Playing Forza with Bodi in Katia's former safe room.
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Survived but placed last; will receive an audience vote and still lacks proper tires.
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Chat participant reporting that Britney hasn't changed behaviorally, just remains grumpy.
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Wants a kiddie menu, orders sous vide satyr capretto, and reacts to Elle's brutal interrogation.
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Crawler; questions Akuma's exposition and references the Iron Tangle train station.
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Drank a special milkshake that causes red, strawberry-scented water to blow from his gills.
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Communicates via team chat to report Prepotente’s first-place standing and describe track hazards.
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Explains the splooge potion's properties and mocks its taste as "Miami swamp ass."
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Racer who messages that his team is nearly at the exit, praising Bodi as an excellent driver.
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Used his key to add a gecko and discovered an engineer in a hidden room.
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Elle's fan sitting at the table, obliviously eating a cookie and making crumbs everywhere.
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Sprays something from his hands to extinguish the fire on the twin screens above the stage.
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Helping Dekoki reapply Saran Wrap to her head bowl after the fight.
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Crawler fused with Corky, currently unconscious in the back of Genesis and Rapture's GTO.
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Stands next to Carl; named a cleaner bot 'Suckira' after his mom’s vacuum and complains about Samantha's antics.
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Racing on the 'Infected Gravity Well' track alongside Imani and Zhang.
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Chat participant reporting last place finish, a new engineer upgrade thief, and Britney's feat.
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Crawler who gave Samantha a lava lamp and comments in the chat during the announcement.
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Crawler whose gill surgery requires magic, making him ineligible for the Cabaret escape.
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Distributes cookies and makes an awkward joke about Bautista’s girlfriend, ending in brotherly acceptance.
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Identified by Linus as a secondary assassination target; described with a soft, slip-through-fingers physical form.
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Communicates via chat, reports being on the 5th floor following Chris and the Erins after a beetle outbreak.
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Crucial team member who cannot use the Cabaret due to gills but can survive indenture.
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Grouped with Florin and Lucia Mar in a heat across from Carl, threatening to scatter allies.
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Crawler in comms, part of the Tracksuit Troika, panicking about Lucia's situation.
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Transformed into the same creature as Britney during the opening attack.
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Teammate who coordinates with Britney and the gecko mount, backing up toward their garage after the heat ends.
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Points out that Carl's anatomy is exposed while in dog form, prompting the daddy man joke.
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Team member and emotional center of the group, next to jump into the portal while Samantha laments their lost romance.
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Observes the battle and delivers the line identifying Mongo's action as tea-bagging.
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Accepts his impending death, mentions being a father to Katia's baby, says emotional goodbyes, and jumps into the portal.
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Transferred hangar ownership to Imani, previously owned Florin's airplane.
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