Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

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Crawler ally who arrives with Imani, threatens the club crowd with ice magic, and helps identify the prime number transfer pattern. Report issue
Sends a message reporting progress on five stations, neighborhood bosses, and leaving Miss Krakaren alone. Report issue
Off-screen ally communicating via chat, reveals the drug distribution system and Pooka boss mechanics. Report issue
Crawler who decapitates a Clurichaun and uses its frozen head as an ice projectile against a goat boss. Report issue
Fellow crawlers mentioned as unable to join the Desperado Club visit due to train schedules and impending level collapse. Report issue
Chat group member who reports being stranded after Quan Ch sabotaged the train to Station 277. Report issue
Messages Carl about discovering a secret downward tunnel out of the robot rooms that leads to another train track. Report issue
Meadow Lark crawler who uses ice magic to freeze and kill hundreds of ghouls protecting Imani’s group. Report issue
Contact; mentioned alongside Imani as Chris's crew member who has changed. Report issue
Communicates via chat to share intel on ghoul transformations and coordinates with Carl's group. Report issue
Scours station 101 for the four-armed cobra lady, reports on survivor dynamics, and flies to investigate Carl's bomb blast. Report issue
Manager and ally communicating via chat to provide tactical advice on killing mimics. Report issue
Mentioned as camping and guarding station 36 with Imani and Li Jun. Report issue
Carl's allies who communicate via chat, providing crucial intel about province boss mimics and ghoul generator placements to help Carl solve the floor's mechanics. Report issue
Leads combat testing against Krakaren juveniles outside Station 24 and later freezes caustic acid pools during the defense. Report issue
Scouts station 12, discovers the Noodle's gravity mechanics by dropping a rock, and waits with the Nightmare train. Report issue
Crawler who flies at high speed, shoots icicles that bounce off Grull, and lands near Katia’s decoy. Report issue
Floats near the ceiling after wasting a flight scroll, questions Carl’s extensive dungeon knowledge, and heads down to the next floor. Report issue
Mentioned by Odette for her impressive combat speed during the Death Challenge. Report issue
A former elderly woman transformed into a floating, blue-skinned Frost Maiden; she is now loud and brash but remains loyal to Carl’s group. Report issue
Arrives with Imani to defend Carl and Donut, threatens the crowd, and appears bored while analyzing transfer station maps. Report issue
A crawler communicating via system chat, reporting that her group fought three neighborhood bosses and encountered a borough boss named Krakaren who is an old friend of Carl's. Report issue
Remote ally who discovers the Rev-up Vitamin Shot distribution network and boasts about her combat readiness compared to Imani. Report issue
Crawler leader; shown with her party freezing and decapitating a clurichaun to help kill a goat boss. Report issue
Allies who miss the Desperado Club visit due to schedule conflicts or being near their train's end. Report issue
A crawler stranded at Station 275 after a boss fight, planning to walk back due to train sabotage. Report issue
Explores a secret downward tunnel in the robot rooms with Imani, reporting back to Carl about an alternate train track. Report issue
Crawlers mentioned as about to discover the truth about robots and a secret tunnel. Report issue
Crawler ally who discovers the ghoul roller coaster transport system and wants to ride it. Report issue
Crawler with ice/levitation powers; floated above ghouls and froze hundreds to protect Imani's group at the Iron Tangle building. Report issue
Crawler with Imani who receives Carl's message about Chris. Report issue
Communicates via chat to reveal that festering ghouls transform into province bosses at Station 48. Report issue
Searches for the four-armed cobra lady, encounters a mushroom guy crawler, and reports on station chaos. Report issue
Manager/contact who relays critical mimic lore to Carl via chat, warning him against fighting province bosses. Report issue
Crawler mentioned as an ally camping and guarding station 36 with Imani and Li Jun. Report issue
Chat contact who warns Carl against fighting province boss mimics and references past hyena fight. Report issue
Leads the initial testing of Krakaren weaknesses and later freezes acid pools to protect defenders. Report issue
Crawler who explores the noodle tunnel, discovering its inverted gravity physics where down points toward the walls. Report issue
Crawler ally who provides aerial support, shooting icicles at Grull and flying at high speeds to evade his heat breath. Report issue
Crawler companion who questions Carl's strategies, suspects he has a teacher's edition guide, and mentions Mistress Tiatha's uselessness. Report issue
Party member who froze water to save her crew after a boat crash and received the Graupel ice storm spellbook. Report issue
Carl messages her about their quadrant; she reports they are alone in the water quadrant near an orc-run oil rig. Report issue
Crawler who discovered how to use ice spells against fireballs on the oil rig and suggested building a submarine. Report issue
Game guide/AI assistant; relays Chris's desperate messages to Carl and Donut. Report issue
Messages Carl to warn that a fire god is rampaging across the surface, destroying popped bubbles and causing widespread panic. Report issue
Holds the gate of the feral gods, instructed by Carl to wait until Orthrus is rescued before proceeding. Report issue
Crawler with lie-detection abilities, helping verify refugee claims during extraction interviews. Report issue
Suggested by Katia as potential guildmaster if Imani declines the responsibility. Report issue
Crawler; leads raid on druid town alongside Katia, Bautista, and Florin. Report issue
Crawler present in the saferoom common area when Carl returns. Report issue
Guild member; provides a major info-dump on recent guild events and reveals her ascension to Tundra Princess at level 51. Report issue
Mentioned as confirming that Dmitri and Maxim are good guys. Report issue
Crawler who comments on the fight's intensity and notes a creeper's level 173. Report issue
Party member who advises Carl to stay with the group for coordinated training instead of abandoning them early. Report issue
Member of the Meadow Lark group, previously engaged in a skirmish with the Crafter Alliance. Report issue
Texts Carl from the Desperado Club, unable to reach the guild due to brambles. Report issue
Bopca crawler who threatens Prepotente with goat recipes, reacts to his screaming breath, and confirms she also received a benefactor box meant for Donut. Report issue
AI/Companion; enthusiastically watches the spider bot detonations, comparing them to a Fourth of July fireworks display. Report issue
Crawler with flight capabilities providing air support and covering Katia's team during the temple approach. Report issue
Outside with Imani, parting with team Meadowlark remnants. Report issue
A team member who signs the plan and performs a skit with Imani. Report issue
Collects seven hands, examines the prize case, then abruptly leaves to confront a hairless human hunter about something 'fucked up' she witnessed earlier. Report issue
Crawler who reacts to the performance and discusses the horrifying reproductive cycle of Diwata. Report issue
Questions what is happening as the situation unfolds and Florin uses the chat gesture. Report issue
Crawler on stage, aggressively opposes Carl's sacrifice plan and argues with Imani over who should take the fall. Report issue
Crawler who uses ice magic on an injured velociraptor and expresses regret over not saving it. Report issue
Carl's former party member currently in Cuba, upset about Prepotente skipping levels and not being warned. Report issue
AI entity communicating telepathically; comments on Donut's missing prize and shares in the box-opening excitement. Report issue
Guild member reporting a Bigfoot in Bermuda shorts and confirming widespread chain-reaction crashes. Report issue
Crawler ranked #5, shown defeating a sasquatch in the recap. Report issue
A crawler complaining about boring quests and planning to move to Portland's outskirts. Report issue
Mentioned; invited by Samantha to her fictional bachelorette party and girls' night out. Report issue
Currently guarding the unconscious Katia while she recovers from her debuff. Report issue
Crawler who warns Carl about political fallout, mentions Tony the Tiger's tea keeping Imani stable, and plans to avoid fighting Imani in Phase Two. Report issue
Crawler teleported to Belgium, warns others that memory ghosts of loved ones are not real and shouldn't be emotionally manipulated. Report issue
Companion; sends a private message asking for updates. Report issue
Guildhall manager who coordinates chat updates, discusses barracks upgrades with Carl, and confronts Imani about her location. Report issue
Communicates via chat with Carl, advising him not to let a girl with a martyr complex sacrifice herself. Report issue
Mentioned as the person who will convince Imani to accept the key Carl is planning to give her. Report issue
Squad member who initially questions Carl's plan but ultimately agrees to coordinate and stop fighting. Report issue
Ice-wielding crawler who floats into view, emphasizes guild unity, and addresses Carl as warlord to ask for the battle plan. Report issue
Casts Graupel, which is massively boosted to level 16 strength, killing dozens of demons and leveling up to 72. Report issue
The AI system that delivers notifications, warnings, and combat updates throughout the chapter. Report issue
Crawler holding off demons downstairs with Imani, also loses inactive cards to Ysalte. Report issue
Crawlers who have regrouped on the rooftop and are actively fighting. Report issue
Crawler whose card deck remains active; spots Carl's legs dangling from Amayon's hand and warns him not to fall into Sheol fire. Report issue
Human crawler leading the digging effort, summoning a sasquatch and Gumberoo totem for support. Report issue
Asks about the crab metaphor and hugs Imani before the ascent. Report issue
Ally who updates Carl that she changed her class from Tundra Princess to Hailstorm Queen, expecting the show to end before floor 12. Report issue
Allies in their own saferooms opening loot boxes while Carl waits for Katia. Report issue
Guild member; laughs at Carl's hair, receives a General rank, and is assigned a recon mission. Report issue
Guild member who expresses wistfulness about reaching the tenth floor and joins Florin and Imani to scout for base prep. Report issue
A crawler currently scouting the southern front who reports finding enemy artillery batteries and a new robot threat. Report issue
Crawler reporting enemy tank and mercenary movements on the northern front via chat. Report issue
Moves into enemy territory on Carl's orders during the hearing to gather intelligence or disrupt operations. Report issue
A scout at the northern front who reports heavy enemy artillery and zebra-mounted troops to Carl. Report issue
Recon operative tracking invisible Madness mercenaries and Reaver armored vehicles through the smoke. Report issue
Targets enemy anti-air guns with missiles from a distance and mentions wishing she could cast Graupel. Report issue
Crawler coordinating anti-air battery destruction, warns Louis of enemy mages tracking her position. Report issue
Offers to magically make Donut's banners wave in the wind. Report issue
Tracking the missing crawlers list and managing Posse affiliations. Report issue
Present in Carl's room before teleportation, grins without humor. Report issue
Relays chaotic battlefield updates about Prepotente's rampage and the sluggalos' distraction to Carl. Report issue
Part of Group Three's infiltration team. Report issue
Crawler; accompanies Imani into the castle, reports initial progress to guards, and helps search for traps. Report issue
Occupies the Blood Sultanate throne room and is tasked with holding it for six hours to secure the castle. Report issue
Mentioned as a source of worry; currently holds the Gate of the Feral Gods. Report issue
Member of the Princess Posse who coordinates tactical maps with Katia via chat as hostilities approach. Report issue
Sitting in Reaver territory, worried about the nearby volcanic eruption. Report issue
Waiting at an activated portal with a 20-minute timer; loses the Gate of the Feral Gods to war mages. Report issue
Crawler who recovers from a knockout, explains the war mage snatched the gate, and casts Subterfuge to mask their movement. Report issue
Tactical advisor; identifies Osvaldo, tracks enemy movements with cheese cutters, and questions the revised plan’s viability. Report issue
Defends the correct Lone Ranger quote spelling; present on Carl's left during the battle. Report issue
Allied crawler noted by Donut as being trapped in the witness pile. Report issue
Crawler, level 87. Leads a group of fairies in destroying the city defense towers and later comforts Donut about the party's memory loss. Report issue
Flying above the transport, notes Donut's level 135 status and declines to make stripper jokes. Report issue
Freezes a nuke dog with an ice spell and survives the castle explosion. Report issue
Participates in chat discussion about Tagg's survival and questions why No Disassemble didn't affect Louis. Report issue
Crawler present at the birth who shares Carl's horrified reaction to the newborns' grotesque appearance. Report issue
Stands watch over Katia in the tent, expresses fear of losing her. Report issue
Takes a joke bra off the table and comments on the rising heat as the floor collapses. Report issue
Mentioned as having the Gate of the Feral Gods stolen from her by Akuma's team during Faction Wars. Report issue
Crawler in the group chat who complains about a creepy soother superfan attending her forced meet-and-greet. Report issue
Mentioned alongside Imani as a potential future rival team member. Report issue
Mentioned as already being out in the town near the garage. Report issue
Crawler drinking shots and beer, complains about her Mowag Piranha V's handling, and scolds fanboy Linus. Report issue
Snaps at Linus over the music suggestion, revealing her late husband's favorite band and hinting at past grief. Report issue
Crawler whose team lost two members, putting them in danger of facing other crawlers next heat. Report issue
Finished second alongside Imani; heading to the same jungle track as Carl. Report issue
Crawler waiting in the village near the restaurants and temples when Carl's group arrives. Report issue
Chat participant who compares Carl to Samantha and warns against trusting fire fairies. Report issue
Freezes Akuma's crotch with an ice bolt and brutally interrogates him about the stolen Gate of the Feral Gods. Report issue
Crawler; crushed one of Akuma's testicles and openly enjoys inflicting pain. Report issue
Entered the bar with Imani and Chris, noted for previously crushing Yuto's testicle. Report issue
Mentioned as being particularly upset about Flamengo hiding during Faction Wars. Report issue
Driver for Imani's team, noted to drive like an old lady. Report issue
Member of Imani's team who communicates via text, expresses shock at Donut's power, and curses the new mandatory quest. Report issue
Co-driver of Imani's APV, parks at the pit stop before Carl's team. Report issue
Crawler ally who casts an ice spell to freeze the burning double-decker bus and halt the fire. Report issue
Camper and ally; waits with Imani and reacts to the pope creatures' bucket. Report issue
Part of a different heat, receives "the slums" as her new track assignment. Report issue
Ally who lent headless orc corpses and uses a brain-freezing/exploding combat spell. Report issue
Attempting to persuade Li Na to leave her guild after she was poisoned and began meditating. Report issue
Guild member leaving with Zhang and Tran to relay a new plan to Na. Report issue
Crawler waiting in the guildhall common room to say goodbye to Li Na before she leaves. Report issue
Interrupts Mordecai’s lengthy explanation to rush the plan forward. Report issue
Chat member who shares darkly comedic anecdotes about past life at Meadow Lark. Report issue
Defended Carl in the Book of Voodoo and expresses concern about the plan’s chances while babysitting Linus. Report issue
Suspiciously questions Linus’s sudden kindness, jokingly accusing him of poisoning the tea out of jealousy. Report issue
Exposes the Linus impostor using leaked internet lore, plays a song for her late husband Barry, and highlights the crawlers' tight-knit community. Report issue
Crawler whose chat notes the apartment resembles her parents' (Dmitri and Maxim Popov) with sewn-shut eyes. Report issue
Communicates via chat, confirms she is heading to apartment 310. Report issue
Racing partner who communicates via chat, confirms their gate is hit, and offers to assist Carl before heading to the finish line. Report issue
Chat participant who observes the Outreach Guild recruiting fence-sitters and talks to Louis/Britney. Report issue
Crawler insisting her team run the final heat, causing friction with Louis and Britney. Report issue
AI comms operator who reports the Bleak Congregation's departure and panics when grouped with Chris. Report issue
Crawler in comms who notes the Tracksuit Troika's failed deal attempt and lack of notifications. Report issue
Transformed into a goblin during the heat's opening attack. Report issue
Mentioned crawler who worked with Imani on the plan to blow up the Cadillac if the Russians refused a deal. Report issue
Currently in goblin form wearing socks; chats with Donut about Ivan's betrayal and reflects on hope and friendship. Report issue
In goblin form, confronts Carl via chat about the Eye of the Bedlam Bride tattoo and keeping secrets regarding Britney. Report issue
Assigned to float group #3 with three unnamed Chinese guys, theme is Betrayal. Report issue
Wants to display warlord heads on pikes for the Betrayal float theme. Report issue
Communicates via system chat, expressing that the silent masked crowd is 'freaking' her out. Report issue
Third float member who holds a "Fuck you" sign with a middle finger drawing and comments on the AI's approval. Report issue
Mentioned by Carl as a safe person Donut should find and stay away from during the arena assault. Report issue
Party member ready to execute the psycho plan alongside Carl. Report issue
Team Makana crawler who notes the massive mob casualties from the worm attack and questions how the tentacle boss survives. Report issue
Party member wrecked in a truck with Bodi; makes a callback joke about being folded since Brandon showed them Tinder. Report issue
Chat member who claims the swapped inventory actually belongs to her after the random effect triggers. Report issue

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