Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

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Gluteus Maxx character Report issue

12 mentions · Books 6, 7, 8

Weird, hairy dancer at the Penis Palace; Katia notes he's a jerk but good dancer and possibly in love with Donut. Report issue
Member of the Penis Paraders, noted for his ability to break things with his butt. Report issue
Short, hairy muscle man mercenary who practices with twin war gauntlets. Report issue
Stripper wearing war gauntlets, part of the infiltration squad. Report issue
Member of the Penis Parade who teleports into position. Report issue
Fuzzy slug playing as Luigi in Mario Kart, noted for being surprisingly skilled. Report issue
Hairy stripper driver for the team, highly enthusiastic about racing and Mario Kart, wearing a Speedo and borrowed hockey helmet. Report issue
Mantaur-like mercenary who rides in the truck, becomes hyperactive and foams at the mouth from speed, eventually passing out. Report issue
A groaning entity being carried by Dong and Bucket Boy. Report issue
Recovering from an overdose on the couch while being fed soup by Splash Zone. Report issue
Travels with Splash Zone and was stabbed by the casino croupier for no reason. Report issue
Strripper/mercenary who goes off-floor alongside Splash Zone and Doctor Bones. Report issue

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