Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

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Dong Quixote character Report issue

49 mentions · Books 6, 7, 8

Level 45 Human elderly stripper who flirts with Carl and directs him to Damascus. Report issue
Dancer who calls out wanting to join Damascus and Anaconda's revenge mission but is told it is family business. Report issue
Elderly stripper who recognizes Orren on the broadcast screen. Report issue
Mercenary practicing with a lance in the arcade, repeatedly asking Carl for a mount. Report issue
Elderly stripper mercenary who carries an oversized lance, receives a sapient sock weapon from Carl, and references Don Quixote lore. Report issue
Swings a new sock at a demon crab plummeting away into Sheol fire below. Report issue
Human crawler who kills a demon crab with his nickel sock after Author Steve Rowland is killed. Report issue
A stripper who barely speaks after the battle, grieving a friend's death; moves toward his barracks as Carl prepares to leave. Report issue
Mentioned as a stripper currently wielding Jefferson the nickel sock, a sapient weapon Mordecai warned about. Report issue
A stripper and guard who rides in the Royal Chariot with a flail and a crusty nickel sock, whispering about investments. Report issue
Stands in the trench next to Carl during the pre-assault buffing and preparation phase. Report issue
Crawler ally who veered off into the dark early in the battle alongside Holger. Report issue
Crawler whose level visibly increases from 45 to 51 during the battle. Report issue
At base, stroking Gonk the swamp yak. Report issue
Crawlers; instructed by Carl to keep Elle and Imani safe during the infiltration. Report issue
Crawler searching for missing strippers Anaconda and Damascus Steel in the Desperado Club. Report issue
Arrives via teleport trap instead of Holger, rides Gonk the yak with a war lance and 104th flag. Report issue
Old stripper unaffected by Eris's freeze spell; makes a dry comment to Carl. Report issue
Advises Carl to seize the opportunity to attack the Madness Castle while the enemy army is gone. Report issue
Rides the yak mount Gonk into the castle, uses Twinkle Toes to keep pace, and is unaffected by the invulnerability spell despite being a stripper. Report issue
Carl's companion whose armored feet echo loudly and whose giant bloody sock drops coins when enemies die; enters the theater with Carl and heals him afterward. Report issue
Crawler companion; rides Gonk the yak and prepares to charge the flesh ball alongside Carl. Report issue
Sent ahead through the doggie door to redirect Gonk away from the combat zone. Report issue
Guarding the dungeon entrance with a slug thing while Rosetta and Milk ascend. Report issue
Rides Gonk at the tower base, commands Sluggalos to clear the area, and is tasked by Carl with physically retrieving a magical trigger jewel. Report issue
Party member riding Gonk, recalls a former Bitches dancer named Tart. Report issue
Crawler who receives a mount-specific carrier from Prepotente to safely transport Gonk. Report issue
Gremlin helping Donut put an Egyptian hat on Mongo. Report issue
Salutes Carl's team before the garage door closes to help guard Hedy. Report issue
NPC mentioned as Corcunda’s best friend and the target of the reunion quest. Report issue
Team member who initiates banter about a dancer who wore animal skins and died from salad bar bacteria. Report issue
Carl's friend who frantically pulls open the Lady Dominators' garage door to reach his drugged companion Corky. Report issue
NPC watching Mario Kart with Bucket Boy in the safe room. Report issue
Carl's garage crewmate present at the finish line alongside Jamal and Hedy. Report issue
Offers to drive the next race; was pushed aside by Rapture and Genesis after rushing to Corky's wreck. Report issue
Complains about being excluded from plans, prompting Donut's butter him up remark. Report issue
Arrives at the bar with a giant sock over his shoulder, accompanied by Bucket Boy. Report issue
Swings his gigantic nickel sock to clear the stage, losing gold coins that later spark a new frenzy among the crowd. Report issue
Helping clean up nickels; Carl is wary of him and plans to confront him later for causing recent trouble. Report issue
NPC and Corky's partner, suffering from a Negative ROI debuff/curse, heartbroken about being left out of the rescue. Report issue
An older man in the safe room whose health is rapidly draining from an unknown effect, leaving him about ninety minutes to live. Report issue
Visits the stables with Mees, rides in the back of the race truck with fatigue, and shares a moment with his mount Porky. Report issue
Racer who identifies Prepotente's mount as a Perriso and comments on its deceptive speed. Report issue
Weak but helps coordinate, checks shield status, struggles with ceiling driving controls, and yields the driver's seat to Carl. Report issue
Wraps Corky and Porky's heads in plastic wrap and physically holds their halves together during inversion and fusion. Report issue
Elderly stripper and warrior who rides Corcunda, strikes Grull with a massive lance, and delivers final Latin farewells. Report issue
Carl's teammate who died during Heat 5; Donut mourns him as a friend and hero. Report issue
Mentioned in passing as the recipient of a comment from Corky. Report issue
Mentioned in Carl's thoughts as a deceased friend whose death he hopes to relay to Splash Zone and the others. Report issue

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