Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

The Royal Censor controls how much you can see. Set it to where you've read and everything beyond that point will be hidden — chapter summaries, entity mentions, even search results.

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Royal Censor: Book 1, Chapter 1

←Just Wait Until Your Daddy Gets Home object Report issue

3 mentions · Books 5, 7

B5 Chapter 9
A system-named thermobaric bomb Carl built, featuring a classic dad joke and homeowner's insurance quip. Report issue
B5 Chapter 35
Wheeled bomb kicked out of the saferoom door to kill pursuing mantises, triggering a massive explosion. Report issue
B7 Chapter 54
Original name of the Waffle Maker bomb, referencing Carl’s recurring daddy jokes. Report issue

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