Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

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29 mentions · Books 5, 6, 7, 8

A holographic Nullian advocate with a gritty New York accent, cynical humor, and strong ethical code who represents Carl. Report issue
Carl's attorney; previously advised on suing over viewer listening subscription. Report issue
Carl's lawyer/agent; negotiates with Borant admins, bluffs about a Sensation Entertainment deal, and ignores Carl's urgent texts. Report issue
AI/contact who continues to ignore Carl's messages. Report issue
Lawyer/AI contact who sends a lengthy message about extension rules, warns Carl about overshadowing Signet, and mentions a 150M credit bribe. Report issue
Mentioned as someone who previously used the same vape devices Lexis is now smoking. Report issue
Carl's lawyer, referenced for using a similar vape pen to the guards. Report issue
Mentioned as a potential ally whose help might make the ninth floor challenges slightly easier to manage. Report issue
Provides detailed lore on the Zerzura spell, its chaotic side effects, and advises Carl on contract negotiations with his production company. Report issue
Carl's attorney; Carl notes he hasn't heard from him recently and plans to ping him after leaving the club. Report issue
Carl's attorney summoned via smoke to bypass a court-ordered freeze on crawler communications. Report issue
Crawler; Carl recently visited him, prompting Zev's explanation of the AI lawsuit situation. Report issue
Mentioned as having wanted Donut's name on the Board of Directors. Report issue
Carl's attorney appearing as a holo with vape smoke, complains about protocol breaches while secretly briefing Carl on Faction Wars updates. Report issue
Carl’s other attorney who is recalled by Harbinger and disappears mid-protest. Report issue
Nullian alien, used as a physical comparison for Luke's goblin-like appearance. Report issue
Carl's team member. Stands off-stage to the side, gives Carl a thumbs up during tense moments regarding privileged information. Report issue
Carl's AI lawyer companion, provides non-verbal tactical advice and strongly advocates for Baroness Victory. Report issue
Carl's attorney who appears in a puff of smoke, argues legal precedents regarding found loot, and frequently interrupts Carl with crude remarks. Report issue
Tempest’s uncle and Carl’s lawyer, providing a cynical recap of Floor 8 while dispensing questionable life advice and downplaying the danger Carl faces. Report issue
Carl's attorney who messages him about legal chaos, Sensation Entertainment's contract demands, and warns against engaging elites. Report issue
Syndicate Intergalactic Bar Association lawyer who negotiates exit deals with Carl, reveals details about the next floor, and casually mentions Donut’s new wife. Report issue
Nullian attorney and Kiki's best friend, monitoring the dungeon show from a lawyer lounge while preparing to be assigned to Carl. Report issue
Mentioned via messages and context, informed Carl about the floor chaos and introduced Donut to his new Naga wife. Report issue
Mentioned regarding Rishi's multiple wives and presumably large house. Report issue
Nullian attorney and Kiki's best friend, monitoring the dungeon show from a lawyer lounge while preparing to be assigned to Carl. Report issue
NPC Carl considers visiting inside the Outreach Guild but lacks time to wait in line. Report issue
Nullian attorney and Kiki's best friend, monitoring the dungeon show from a lawyer lounge while preparing to be assigned to Carl. Report issue
Met Carl briefly to show exit deal paperwork, visibly shaken, warned that both 11th and 12th floor exits are untrustworthy, then fled. Report issue

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