Princess Donut's Royal Archives

A spoiler-free companion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman.

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Rosetta character Report issue

82 mentions · Books 3, 6, 7, 8

Left notes in the 9th edition of the cookbook about stabilizing explosives in equippable backpacks. Report issue
Host of Shadow Boxer, a Crest and former crawler who authored the ninth edition of the Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook. Report issue
Aggressive interviewer who probes Carl’s past, ultimately risking her career to pass a coded message about root vegetables and the toraline yam. Report issue
Pacifist Network member who mysteriously disappeared alongside the charity sponsor after sending Carl a benefactor box. Report issue
A fellow Crest crew member aboard the Homecoming Queen, nervously awaiting deployment while discussing strategy with Tipid. Report issue
Level 60 Colonel in the Princess Posse, former TV star and cookbook author, arrives with Tipid, examines Carl's tattoo, and demands rare materials for a project. Report issue
Ally working with Mordecai on a solution for the Shi Maria tattoo entity. Report issue
Guild member monitoring the procedure, offering to wake Carl if needed, and casting protection spells. Report issue
Laughs hysterically alongside Mordecai at the rules loophole, continuing their established comedic dynamic. Report issue
Crawler hovering over unconscious Carl in the infirmary alongside Bucket Boy. Report issue
Provided the main assault plan from outside the dungeon, enabling Carl's team to coordinate smoothly. Report issue
Enemy leader mentioned as having committed all troops to the front and expecting reinforcements that never arrived due to quarantine. Report issue
Mantis scientists mentioned as having discovered a way to create controllable AI systems, threatening the residuals’ plans. Report issue
Inside the castle; coordinates defense and reports that Lonnie has been compromised by gondii worms. Report issue
AI/System voice that confirms the enemy door is gone but warns about a "doggie door" alternative and suggests isolating the safe room. Report issue
Manages base upgrades via terminal while struggling with blood bar refilling; has past history with King Rust and is developing skill-sharing tattoos. Report issue
Appears via a tech-based invisibility cloak, flips onto Rust's yak, and instantly decapitates him with her whip. Report issue
Operatic operative who appears mid-battle and beheads King Rust, triggering the immediate collapse of the Bloc's advance. Report issue
Former TV host turned combatant who uses a datapad and credit chit to hack King Rust's accounts, then sobs uncontrollably after successfully transferring the funds. Report issue
Carl's sister and cookbook author who decapitated Rust and stole billions of credits using a ring, eyeball, password, and Colloid. Report issue
Financial heist where Rosetta bypassed orc banking security to steal Rust's fortune. Report issue
Referenced as the one who killed Formidable's father during Faction Wars for revenge. Report issue
Present in the castle; mentioned as someone who recently came into money and is tied to Donut's chat with Stalwart. Report issue
Mentioned as a superior Donut can report to if Tipid fails to install showers. Report issue
Changeling mentioned by Carl as knowing about the base tunnels they need mapped and protected. Report issue
Mentioned as a source of information about the relative safety and AI protections of the 12th floor. Report issue
Strategist who deduces Vinata's escape route via Club Vanquisher and briefs the team. Report issue
Character; explained that spells taken against the owner’s will become more powerful and permanent. Report issue
Ally stationed at FUPA with Tipid, monitoring events via comms, confirms Edgar's detection matches her strategy, and tells Carl it is up to him now. Report issue
Provides the theory on Vinata's escape, explains deity spell mechanics and sponsorship details to Carl. Report issue
Referenced regarding the one-hour restriction of the Prospect spell on temple visitors. Report issue
Messages Carl with Khepri's temple address and confirms the infiltration plan. Report issue
Mentioned for her realistic assessment of the changeling threat, contrasting with Tipid's naivety. Report issue
Researching the implications of the AI's conversational achievement box names alongside Mordecai. Report issue
Designated Theater Commander for Operation: Ruin, coordinating defenses and god interactions via comms. Report issue
Hands off the southern campaign to Donut after the Dream castle's shields drop. Report issue
Oversees allied operations, assigns Donut to kill trolls at the FOOP. Report issue
Crafting room leader who coordinates friendly missile strikes and relays battlefield status updates. Report issue
Explains the mechanics of the Witness state and warns Carl about the suffocation/crushing risk if invulnerability is turned off early. Report issue
Communicates with Carl via chat while he infiltrates the castle. Report issue
Crawler reporting via chat on Eris's status and the protective effects of the Rolling Battle Formation spell. Report issue
A crawler; briefly glimpsed by Carl, characterized by a tired rage. Report issue
A Crest crawler and former journalist who coordinates the Princess Posse's efforts while reflecting on her past vengeance, her trust in Porthus, and the moral weight of their mission. Report issue
AI advisor warning Carl and Donut that Harpocrates is generally restrained but still dangerous. Report issue
Arrives panting with Milk and Edgar, reveals the tattoo plan for Donut's War Crime spell. Report issue
Tactical planner proposing the Bijanbi + Wall of Fire combo amplified by War Crime to separate and eliminate enemies safely. Report issue
Grunt indignantly at Milk's story, carries Edgar out of the tower, and uses a Feather Fall potion to glide away. Report issue
Character who speaks about having Harpocrates's severed cock in her teeth and tasting it. Report issue
Ancient entity who silently understands and accepts Justice Light's quest for revenge after nodding to Carl. Report issue
Stays behind, explains the Champion system and Nekhebit's influence on Donut. Report issue
Clarifies that Reavers can isolate their processing systems in any body part, unlike Gondii. Report issue
Crest who comforts memory-loss victim Tipid, comparing him to a brave companion while the group rushes Louis away. Report issue
AI who confirms Zerzura’s success and moves to a saferoom with Tipid and Samantha. Report issue
Discusses Justice Light's disappearance and trans-dimensional traps with Victory. Report issue
AI director who originally tasked York with killing the orc children and timed Porthus’s militant announcement. Report issue
Referenced for her teeth being hit by the Li Na chain and her role in Faction Wars. Report issue
Converted hired mercenary still in the safe room, replies to Justice Light's message with a farewell. Report issue
Crawler present; suggests sequestering Mordecai due to his race-triggered glitching behavior. Report issue
Mentions Justice and Tipid's friendship, and reacts to the lingering taste of Meatus's suppressed essence. Report issue
An AI/companion who manages the shop interface and sources claw caps for Donut. Report issue
Sent alongside Tipid to Hungry Eyes with the mission of recruiting a remaining mercenary. Report issue
Arrives with Tipid, provides groceries, confirms the fleshmancer discovery, and brings two Level 25 Jikininki ghouls as mercenaries. Report issue
Developer/creator responsible for the denial-of-service missile recipe and the cosmetic Day of the Dead paint applied to Sugar Hermits. Report issue
At the mercenary market with Tipid; warns Carl that driver prices have doubled. Report issue
Introduces Team Helix and objects to Quemada's sudden price hike for the Emberus shrine. Report issue
Hesitant to share information about Menerva, though the name clearly triggered questions from her. Report issue
Crawler who explains Chachi's divine domains and notes her weakness in the Ascendency game due to being a catchall deity. Report issue
Notes that shop-interface testing is blocked by Herot's standing cleaner bot order, requiring trust in the war mages. Report issue
Explains how the enchanted cactus will monitor Li Na’s status and confirms the container mechanics despite inherent risks. Report issue
Mentioned as mercenary shopping for Carl's team with outrageous prices due to high mortality. Report issue
Provides crucial lore on the Scavenger mythology and warns about magical races escaping the dungeon. Report issue
Mentioned as having hired Pontiff alongside Tipid to drive Carl's group in the next race. Report issue
Crawler helping Imani coordinate Outreach Guild operations and steal upgrades. Report issue
AI/character who confirmed the existence of dimensional holding areas and access permissions for Carl's plan. Report issue
Analyzes Pontiff's scroll results and theorizes portal mechanics based on employment status after stepping through. Report issue
Crawler communicating with Carl, explains the safe room won't open until heat starts. Report issue
Provides financial lore on the Skull Empire, Harry Tisch's economic infiltration, and how robbing elites just enriches others. Report issue
Mercenary who theorizes the broadcast is a visual representation of tunnel nodes and communication pinholes. Report issue
Rides Onikuma, wearing a glittering red gown and her magical Gurkha hat. Report issue
Mentioned as riding on the back of Onikuma during the procession. Report issue
Mentioned as part of the planning team for the Scavenger's Daughter patch that modifies deity effects. Report issue
Rides Onikuma the bear, jumps on monkey mobs, and tries to reach Tipid's APV after the explosion. Report issue

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